I took my shout box off cuz I got sick and tired of the stupid, idiotic spammers leaving long-ass links and useless meta-words in there.  So now y'all have to talk to me for realz.

 

 

On another, completely unrelated note, my husband has started working second shift lately.  This is both a blessing and a curse.  A blessing because we see each other so rarely, it feels like we are dating again.  A curse because we don't have time to act upon our dating whims.  I'm in the middle of REM sleep when he gets home at night and he, when I leave in the morning.  Needless to say, we've not been getting much action lately.

 

The other day, he came to visit me at work before he started his shift.  No one was around, and he was kidding around with me that we should take advantage of the situation and break that closet (right over there) in.

 

He said, "Think of it honey....you could get paid to have sex!"

 

And while that is tempting, there is just something so wrong about it too......

 

Aww, what the hell.